Age checks in 2026: the bouncer stops the adult with a new SIM card and lets the 15-year-old hit “try again”. That button is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Slop doesn’t usually link its sources and strike through its own mistakes. Lazy we’ll take, though. 😄

An LLM telling you to clear your cache is the most 2026 support experience imaginable. Your myID point is exactly what sank France’s version: its Constitutional Council struck the law down because to check the kids you have to check everyone, and nothing protected the adults’ data. Australia built the same honey pot and called it child safety.