You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?
Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.
That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the “finish line” before his mom got to his room.
I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award
I guess we’ll just call it the 4chan award
Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.
My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were
“… Expressive …”
In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.
She liked them.
Thanks, I’ll add that to the pile of thoughts I wish I could unthink.
