Anon has bloodsugar crash, administers a concussion and becomes convinced that is an effective treatment
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: anon feels better after a fisting experience
Have people forgotten about people cutting themselves? Not advocating. Self harm sometimes triggers a survival response that makes you feel better. This was alarmingly common in the aughts.
The release of endorphins really solves your problems? Maybe you should try getting really high instead.
Seriously, please do not consume any substances, when you feel bad. Thats literally how addictions form and it is no fun to be dependent on substances to cope with your problems.
(I know you meant it as a joke, but thats meant for all the other people out there who might need to read this)
electrocution kinda does the trick for me
I prefer lobotomy, but then I always did idolize the Kennedys.
