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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago

Anon hears a dying wish

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Anon hears a dying wish

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago
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  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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    12 days ago

    Full grain toast. They’re offering suggestions to the dude for his diet.

    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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      12 days ago

      Bread? To loose weight?

      Pssh, good luck.

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        Bread makes you fat?

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          If you eat enough of it

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          11 days ago

          Wheat’s a staple food because it’s loaded with energy. A cloud of flour will ignite and a silo full can explode. Think on that. :)

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      that won’t help

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        (Full disclosure: im just bullshitting. I think fgt is a short-hand version of a particular homophobic slur)

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