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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon has a proposal for you

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Anon has a proposal for you

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    lol, I think within the last week here on Lemmy there was a story from someone working at an animal rescue about a hawk that got too fat to fly. It had been nomming on some local free-range chickens and someone found the too-fat-to-fly hawk and called the rescue.

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      I’m also too fat to fly 🥲

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        You just have to buy two tickets. The armrest can fold up.

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        You’re too fat to fly on earth. On a hypothetical planet with 10x the atmosphere you might be able to fly!

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      https://lemmy.world/post/53820124

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        Awesome, so glad you found it!

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      The dangers of all-you-can-eat buffets

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