• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Step 1: lure t-rex to house

    Step 2: keep your front door open, but go inside. Make him try to follow you, poking his head through the door.

    Step 3: fucking stab his face from a safe distance, since the opening in the indestuctible house can never be forced wider he can never get further inside than is safe for you

    Step 4: repeat as above over days until the t-rex has bled out. a ~25 cm knife could probably still cause injuries that sum up, even on a big ass dino.

    I think the hardest part is getting into stabbing range when the angry head pokes through your door.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Except it’s an animal, not a mindless monster. Unless you’re its only possible food source, it will probably just avoid you after a couple of attempts and knife wounds. And if you are the only food source for it, you can just wait it out in the hut.