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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago

Anon has a guardian angel

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a guardian angel

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago
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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 hours ago

    Obviously a true story but I cant find an ounce of hetero in there

  • OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world
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    anon prolapsed up to the blockage point. The damage was internal.

  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    When you feel torn and rendered asunder

    From that mean taco dream 5 day bender

    Go and call on your mystery asshole mender

    • volore@scribe.disroot.org
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      poem_for_your_sprog would be proud

      • Ersatz86@lemmy.world
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        Now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long time

  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      More likely it’s anal fissure

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    Anon almost dies from food poisoning

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