Protip: don’t use of using an asterisks for footnotes. There is Markdown syntax for that:

Main[^1] text[^2]

[^1]: First footnote.
[^2]: Second comment.

It gets rendered like this:

Main^[1] text^[2]

Note that the footnotes don’t have to be at the bottom of the comment. You an put each in a paragraph immediately after its usage, and the Markdown renderer will still put them at the bottom.

When the machines take over, they’ll remember this.

Good thing he offered though. That was finally big and explicit enough an offense to allow her to report him and end the smaller, subtler harassment she had to suffer until then for the sake of customer service.