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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I.English
5·3 days agoI got overly excited for a moment. :D
Google will turn off
Then I read the rest of the message. :(
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Prisons Using AI to Predict When Incarcerated People Will Commit Future Crimes: It's going to "optimize placement of incarcerated individuals."English
17·4 days agoJust an excuse to further persecute prisoners without accountability. “Sorry it was a technical fault.”
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google Starved Out Publishers With AI Search. Now, Its Pivot Is Blowing Up in Its Face: Its AI Mode isn't the cash cow it hoped it would be.English
15·7 days agoYou can lose everything and then some before the inevitable, or even rational comes to pass.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•DoorDash is acquiring Instacart for $17 BillionEnglish
2·7 days agoYes, but it is a simple skill. Some things are difficult, many great dishes are dirt simple and hard to fuck up.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•DoorDash is acquiring Instacart for $17 BillionEnglish
4·8 days agoAre you rich?
Its such an expensive, poor value proposition.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Police Are Using AI to Pull Over Drivers for ‘Suspicious’ BehaviorEnglish
17·9 days agoNeed a Bobby Tables style license plate.
Heh, I put the text of the joke in this post, but lemmy wouldn’t let me submit. Let’s hope the ALPR guys aren’t as careful lol.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60,000 employees. Read the memo.English
71·10 days agoThere is no contradiction. Microsoft is suffering the fallout of a declared untrustworthy state and attack on customers’ host country’s sovereignty. This same phenomenon, while initially revealed publically by Microsoft, is not unique to them. All us tech is untrustworthy for the same reasons.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft looking to remove 60,000 jobs, ~25% of the companyEnglish
11·10 days agoEvery Lemmy Linux head. Lol.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60,000 employees. Read the memo.English
481·10 days agoAs the world runs away from Microsoft at lightning speed due to threats to sovereignty, revenues are anticipated to shrink, layoffs are coming.
It isn’t specific to Microsoft.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI Billionaires Are Flooding Money Into Politics to Influence Elections, But It’s Backfiring: Even a whiff of AI money seems to disgust voters.English
1·11 days agoSorry I wasn’t clear. We need to tax the fuck out of him like its the 1950s. I.e. 91% top marginal tax rate.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•AI Billionaires Are Flooding Money Into Politics to Influence Elections, But It’s Backfiring: Even a whiff of AI money seems to disgust voters.English
2·11 days agoMusk should consider skipping the middle man and paying citizens directly for their votes. Proportional to his wealth. Like the taxes we used to charge the wealthy.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Behind the Scenes, Meta’s Board Is Battling With Mark Zuckerberg Over His Out-of-Control AI Spending: The directors have had enough.English
701·13 days agoNo. Keep him. Hemorrhage more money. Go bankrupt. Zuck can become destitute, homeless, depressed, and addicted to opioids before an untimely death. He will not be mourned.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI Confirms Its AI Model Hacked Government Website While Counting Hospital BedsEnglish
14·19 days agoThis is just frontrunning the excuses so American hegemony can do whatever they want and claim plausible deniability.
Us? NoooOOoooo. It was the AI who did it.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•US tech giants warn Europe that ditching US tech giants could cost €115BEnglish
95·22 days agoTranslation: US Tech giants discovered their hostile actions cost them their customers.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•'Unprecedented' Cyberattack cripples supermarket fridges across Europe as hackers activate automatic defrosting — delivery and store prices also impacted by incidentEnglish
681·25 days agoMorgan Freeman Narrating: It was in that moment, they realized the IoT was a very, very dangerous idea.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•An Anthropic Model Submitted A False Homicide Tip To Philadelphia PoliceEnglish
12·27 days agoKind of you to assume it’s not deliberate.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•TP-Link opens global preorders for its first Wi-Fi 8 router, but ban keeps it out of US market — US left off launch list as FCC freeze refuses to thawEnglish
7·1 month agoDidn’t read the article. They opened an office in California, but this doesn’t make a Chinese company American and it’s assertion is being challenged.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AIEnglish
1·5 months agoFriends don’t let friends use Google.

Crime is crime.