Miiiighty fast. And if you aren’t born with your name on one of the chairs, you’re not even in the game.

Yeah, the best way to go is to have purchased a few of them 3+ years ago!

“IF and AI”

Yeah that’s a thing anyone ever does ever. Brilliant.

Because your hotel room doesn’t have the means to prepare those ingredients. Or you’re homeless and only have access to a fridge and microwave, if you’re lucky. Or your shit is broken. I did say “if something prepared and warm is needed,” which kinda disqualifies buying all the ingredients and making it yourself.

Chipotle is stellar if something prepared and warm is needed and you have a fridge+microwave where you’re staying. Ask for extra beans and rice, get a bunch of salsa (and a cup on the side) and a pack of cheap tortillas from another store. You can get four or more meals at 300-400cal each from one bowl, more if you have some cheap chips and salsa with it!

If you have a stove and lettuce, you can really “fancy” it up—plop two spoonfuls of bowl stuff on a tortilla, wrap it up tight, and shallow fry each side until brown. Mmmmmm

That’s so sick! That’s definitely above my skill level at the moment, but I will save this for when I’m more knowledgeable—thank you much!

Would you have any recommendations to resources where I can read about setting something like this up? I’ve recently picked up a managed switch and set up a computer to act as a router, and I’ve been learning how VLANs be. I don’t have things fully working on my home network yet, though, but I’m very interested!

/b/tard from the beginning to the late 00s here: it’s always been mostly porn, just worse kinds back then

Hey, that’s me you’ve described! I’m never horny but sex is so fascinating and disgusting (positive adjective) and neat. I have to legitimately schedule time with my partner and most of the time, we’re both just like “nah”

But when I dooooo do things, it’s… high-tech? I’ve got a very expensive collection of high-quality toys of every sort and make it quite the experience for my partner, which brings me immense pleasure to do. I’m down to do pretty much anything, barring (non-CNC) nonconsent the hyper-gross stuff like poo and vom. Also mainstream, highly produced porn turns me off immensely but can be fun/funny to watch. It’s so… horribly fake, it’s the unsexiest thing. But there’s some bangers out there (lifeguard lady, lemons, but I poop from there, in front of my salad… I’d love more doozies if anyone reading this has any)

I also like to cum, I suppose: