What a comically bad idea.

That tax is 1) going to just be a drag on everything IT, and 2) that is a higher tax than bandwidth costs, by a pretty good margin.

Going to add one more: Steam.

Steam has a built-in voice chat and chat channels for your friends.

The dude is 38 and never got off his ass. How long are you going to enable this? They already did for two decades.

His parents are almost certainly 65+ and cannot afford to support themselves and a leech.