That headline is way too good to read the article. I shall remain unenlightened by its contents and a little disturbed that robotkind now understands and desires the feel of a soft boob.

Electricity is woke unless it’s generated by fossil fuel.

Only for the King and the nobility. If you steal baby formula they will come down on you with the full force of the law and if an ICE agent steps in front of your driving car, he’s allowed to execute you with no trial.

So crime isn’t legal, it’s just that some people deserve to be exempt from the consequences.