Tar_Alcaran

Honestly, if it eats entire raw bones, I don’t think a little knife would do much.

So I decided I would approach girls same as I would a male peer and damn did that work!

Turns out the big secret to meeting people of the other gender is to focus on the “people” part.

Welp, one down, only 4.1 billion more tries left.

That’s just humans grasping the slightest bit of authority and going crazy.

I have a friend in urology, who will occasionally talk about clogged… systems, and how much urine a person can hold. It’s a surprisingly large amount, to the degree where they can’t remove it all in one go because the drop of internal pressure will lead to a drop in bloodpressure.

So yes, you CAN pee yourself to death.

This is why we invented condoms.

The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk