Ann Archy

Capitalism is incompatible with democracy.

What about seeecond breakfast?

Immaculate canastas.

I will never trust faceID. At least with a 6 digit pin the cops have to escalate to a super swamped tech dept

One of my most miserable job phones.

Let it burn, baby! I have no money, it’s gonna be great having all you guys around!

When I ask how oven, you ask

Not go there

All rewards apps. That’s their whole purpose.

You joke and this might even still be possible but give it five years.

Or regulation

Some C suite just earned a billion dollars.

Thank god, finally I’ll get cheaper burgers I’m sure!

Can’t fucking remember when I went there last. It’s just bullshit now.

It’ll get there just in time for the IPO

“Hear hear” god damnit

Did they ever need a reason?

Cutting into their margins eh?