Anon knows their job’s a joke, they’re broke, their love life’s DOA.

That’s what books often do in dreams. Brain can’t really keep lots of text straight, so it’s a common sign that you’re dreaming.

Heh, back before the web, I recall there were two people hogging the modems in the library: IRC users and MUD users. I guess we’re here now.

Always has been.

Well, since 1978 or so.

Have you seen Google lately?