potoooooooo 🥔

Hell, for better or worse, I remember when the narwhal still baconed at midnight.

Word.

Pretty consistently, about 4/10 Americans polled are irredeemable pieces of shit. Really closer to half.

They recommended commodities, so consider buying a ton of iron ore. Or a bunch of rice.

You’re right, you were really wronged here.

…wait a second.

I have a cheap, perfectly serviceable 2026 Motorola that has one.

lol