Between northern Europe being so back-of-the-the-throat, and both New Zealand and Seeth Eefrica transposing all vowels toward the lips, we can conclude the human larynx is polarized. As magnetic monopoles are not naturally occurring, this raises preliminary investigative questions about whether Norwegians fart in a higher register.

I appreciate the feature but despise broadcast radio. It’s definitely silly to have people carry around a gizmo for two-way audio communication, on a surprising variety of wireless frequencies and protocols, and tell them to carry a separate gizmo for a century-old music streaming service that’s in every single modern car.