I’m pretty sure he can’t get pregnant if I shove a taser-tipped baton up his butt and turn it on

What hardware do you recommend?

Are there any that are smart enough for a SMB setting where the APs all scan other networks and then talk to each other and set their own channels and power levels to optimize WiFi traffic with minimal channel or power overlap?

I don’t understand why people need SSO.

Every place I’ve every worked that had SSO had an outage, and then nobody could log in to anything.

SSO moar leik single point of failure amirite?

That sort of telemetry should be opt in, not opt out