How many apocalyptic security flaws can fit into a week?

Yea, everyone knows cops reach you by breaking down your door and contacting you from across the room with their handgun

So they failed in yet another core software development tenet, the 90% problem. If an app doesn’t cover 90% of typical use, adoption will typically fall flat.

So a bunch of rich assholes wanted to replace their workers, but didn’t do any background research at all about anything any of their employees do

As they say in labor organizing, the boss is the best organizer

I worked at Activision QA. I personally got 1/6 of the membership to join the union. You think bugs are bad now? Wait until they go on strike

we’re laughing at him, not with him. Easy mistake

Perhaps we can ask it to play dwarf fortress and dig down to the Super Happy Fun Stuff

Fascists eating their own is my favorite type of schadenfreude

It makes sense when you realize that Corporations are first class citizens

Hey no fair! I’m 30, I grew up on the Internet and hate what it became

I’d probably phrase it more like

Disney executes layoffs, over 200 people effected while executives face no consequences for mismanagement

Every time I do IT work, I ask to install Firefox