leaders are hired for their experience and knowledge

Not because they’re Machiavellian wall-climbers?

Then stop giving us AI interviews, my good jerkwads.

chintzy when it comes to storage

Across the line, the cost to get a step up from 512gb to 1TB is $300, and on top of that, 1TB to 2TB is an additional $500, and you’re forever locked in. If that AI model increases in size, yikes.

Just enough to keep people from going into withdrawals. A little AI, as a treat.

Yum Brands, which owns KFC and Taco Bell… [is] developing AI platforms for just about everything, including a dynamic drive-thru menu that changes based on the car approaching the window.

Bet you didn’t algorithm this portly fuck in a tricked out ‘93 Del Sol wanting 55 enchritos until tonight.