it’s easier to draw horns than depict him aiding in multiple genocides

every time the sun rises, shines and sets; a million new node vulnerabilities are discovered

be careful, obviously, but don’t let it turn your entire nervous system into pure crystallized cortisol

you can deal with it on Monday

Are those hallucinations or just straight up lies?

Hallucinations need medical intervention if they’re severe

Lies need legal intervention if they’re severe

there has never been a better time to be infected with a dangerous prion

why does “milk faces” feel like something you shouldn’t say in polite company

They really put a “let everything rot” button in there?

I literally just found out about it like 15 minutes ago

Weekend news travels slower