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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon has a proposal for you

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Anon has a proposal for you

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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    4 days ago

    Keep feeding the t-rex with my unlimited supply of food. It will overeat and get lazy.

    I’ve seen it happen with birds. If they eat too much you can just walk over and pick them up.

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      lol, I think within the last week here on Lemmy there was a story from someone working at an animal rescue about a hawk that got too fat to fly. It had been nomming on some local free-range chickens and someone found the too-fat-to-fly hawk and called the rescue.

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        I’m also too fat to fly 🥲

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          You just have to buy two tickets. The armrest can fold up.

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          You’re too fat to fly on earth. On a hypothetical planet with 10x the atmosphere you might be able to fly!

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        https://lemmy.world/post/53820124

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          Awesome, so glad you found it!

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        The dangers of all-you-can-eat buffets

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