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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon has a proposal for you

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Anon has a proposal for you

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I would wait and hide, allowing the T-Rex to tire itself out. Then one night, when the T-Rex was especially tired and soundly asleep, I would carefully climb into the T-Rex’s cloaca. There I would stay for the rest of the month.

    That’s it, you can keep the 500 million. I’ve already won.

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      Prose so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Literally why humans (and our ancestors) were able to put themselves at the top of the food chain.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

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        Strange, I don’t see the part about hiding in a prey’s cloaca for an entire month. 🤔

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s heavily implied.

    • a4ng3l@lemmy.world
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      Clown in ambulance style? How big is a T’s asshole for a grown ass man to fit in??

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        If you do it right, t-rex will learn what it’s been missing and welcome you back with arms wide open.

      • wuffah@lemmy.world
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        I’m so flattered that you you see me as a grown ass man <3

        • FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe
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          Its not much of a leap to assume you’re an ass man

          • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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            That is just disrespectful. They could be a General Manager, District Manager, or Regional Manager. You don’t know.

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