

Pay him? Fucking imprison him for his DOGE crimes alone, then seize his assets and utilize them for the national good.


Pay him? Fucking imprison him for his DOGE crimes alone, then seize his assets and utilize them for the national good.


Imprison Musk for treason and nationalize spaceX





He’s probably mostly petroleum byproducts by now


They might complain, they’ll definitely call whoever took their money and demand answers.
They’ll be told their order was held up because someone messed with the robot delivering their order. They’ll maybe ask why a person couldn’t have done that job. Maybe they’ll ask if a person would have just sit there being blocked by some random lady instead of just going around her or taking a different route.
Customer service won’t have an answer for them, and next time they go to order food, they probably won’t use Uber eats.


if it’s self hosted, just replace the image with your company logo, problem solved.
says partner, could be gay.


Am I the only one that saw Perry the Platypus?


This insane fuck.
Hey grok, should I kidnap the veneprez?
grok: this infinity fuckup can’t be this dumb. YEAH BRO SEND IT LETS GOOO. holy shit this is going to be so fucking funny.
grokk hits bong and passes out

There were a bunch of good ones and then I guess they just fell out of fashion. I should play L.A. Noir again. Ooh, and Hard Rain.
Now imagine where it would be if Republicans hadn’t ratfucked the program’s budget for 60 years