I also despised this novel, both in school and afterwards. Villains chewing the scenery for 200 pages, pontificating on their villainy and then being villainous while the protagonists just watch in horror

“Cognitive offloading” may well be the words that doom the human race to our Idiocrasy future

Just because he said it’s called Cosmic Brownies, and there’s a picture of Cosmic Brownies, that doesn’t mean that he used Cosmic Brownies in the recipe.

If it’s punishable by a fine, it’s legal for a fee. We need jail time for CEOs, not paltry tickets

Untrue: pee is stored in the balls, not T

Homosexual: YOLO, I guess?

Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.