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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon has a paranormal experience

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Anon has a paranormal experience

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • lath@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.

  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 months ago

    a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis

    though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      2 months ago

      Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.

      I would check with my doctor next day.

      • RBWells@lemmy.world
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        Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn’t pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don’t want to say normal, but not unusual either.

        It never happens now I am better rested.

  • baines@lemmy.cafe
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    2 months ago

    check for gas leaks

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      My dog does this sometimes.

      • vrek@programming.dev
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        I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting…

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      It would explain the gut feeling

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    2 months ago

    open all the lights

    Anon is an idiot.

    • TheFerrango@feddit.it
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      1 month ago

      Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves

      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        1 month ago

        Anon is a Victorian idiot.

        ;-)

        • TheFerrango@feddit.it
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          There’s a reason Victorian houses are the most haunted.

  • dustycups@aussie.zone
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    I think someone just pissed all over their own house.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Carbon monoxide?

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    The lid was down

  • AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Maybe he drank some cider?

    There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

    Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

    Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

    • Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 months ago

      [Hisses masculinely]

      • ddplf@szmer.info
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        2 months ago

        Holy shit brooo do that again

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