That’s too reasonable, not newsworthy.

Management wanted a killswitch they could control. Then they lost control.

All of them or just the reported ones? Because someone discovered 100k+ undeclared cameras (or so they said) spread around.

Someone said recently to check and make sure wherever we hold our pension funds aren’t using them to invest in the bubble.

The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.