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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon was a cub scout

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Anon was a cub scout

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    So long gay Bowser.

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath “more like snake harmer”

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    Everybody in scouting knows you don’t wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

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      Everyone knows you shouldn’t, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don’t get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

      It doesn’t sound like that’s what happened in this story though, assuming it’s true at all (it isn’t).

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    That poor animal. Absolutely torturous way to go

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

    • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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      That’s how you become a trans person, wow

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        That’s how you become a *boy scout

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          AMAC assigned male at camp

        • America@sh.itjust.works
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          Can confirm :(

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      Wow that’s certainly a link to make.

      Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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    Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

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    Aww poor snek :(

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      another victim of toxic masculinity

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    [email protected]

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    Anon is based

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      carbon-based

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    fake: op left house

    gay: op in scouts

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    Fake: Snake active at night

    Gay: Played with a “snake” until it’s head exploded

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

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        Ah yes, good point

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