That’s what she said!

If he always packs the kebab with more meat than usual, doesn’t that mean he just always packs the kebab with exactly as much meat as usual?.

Calm down bro she just Asian

Ausweis und Papiere, bitte!

If the genders were reversed everyone would be pissing and farting and shitting their pants over this.

This is some Borderlands megacorporation bullshit I tell ya.

I did not care for The Office.

Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

Fake: anon talks to women.

Gay: text isn’t green.

Hoe durf je, mijn moeder was een engel

I honestly didn’t even make it far enough through that snooze fest to reach that scene.

God this movie sucked.

Feet are overrated anyway.

Facilitated by such space age concepts as washing your fucking hands and not drinking the corpse-water.

Reddit is so shit now even spez doesn’t use it anymore

Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

So long gay Bowser.

A significant portion of the population would deny The Hands existance despite overwhelming evidence and blame all hand related crushings on the Jews or brown people.

My dog does this sometimes.

How the fuck did anon post from the future though?