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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon experiences a glitch

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Anon experiences a glitch

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    My little sister once told us that she sleeps.with her eyes open. My family was like uh no you dont we’ve seen you sleeping before. 100% convinced she said “yes I do, when I wake up my eyes are open”

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      She was nearly 20

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        wtf lmao

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          Totally off topic… Did you take that user name so the loser who runs Reddit couldn’t have it? If so, bravo my good lemming.

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            plot twist — it’s actually spez

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              Reddit is so shit now even spez doesn’t use it anymore

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                Well they got rid of r/jailbait

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                true

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            i did it cause it was funny to me. you can’t really ‘take’ a username on lemmy since it’s all decentralized

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        Sounds like the start of a philosophical argument!

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      i dated someone who legitimately slept with her eyes partly open. idk, she was almost as weird as me.

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        My friends daughter does this too, they have a bunch of pics and videos of it (idk I don’t judge) and it’s honestly kind of creepy, she’s like 8 now and still does it so it might just be a lifelong thing for her

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        Cats also do this sometimes.

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