🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agoAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up1368arrow-down111
arrow-up1357arrow-down1imageAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73arrow-down7·14 hours agoDo not do this. Helium is a scarce resource and those balloons create pollution and kill animals when they come down.
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·41 minutes agoYou better commit suicide in an environmentally friendly way!
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 minutes agoExactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
minus-squareBlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 hours agoYeah, use hydrogen for quadruple the lifting power! Send that gun to space!
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·9 hours agoHelium is no longer all that scarce but balloons definitely create pollution and kill animals
minus-squareNasan@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoAlso a monkey could get their hands on the gun and kill even more animals.
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoWe’ve just been relying on helium deposits that are running dry and have to use other methods of extracting it that are less economical
minus-squareendless_nameless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·14 hours agoI’ll just shoot myself with a gun made of ice instead
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoMake it even more inexplicable. Ice guillotine.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·13 hours agoWe already have ice that can kill you on a hair trigger, it’s called yelling at snowy mountains
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 hours agoSmart. We just need a 3d printer that can print ice
minus-squareendless_nameless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·13 hours agoI was just gonna make a mold of a gun I already have and freeze some water in it
minus-squaresexy_peach@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoThe helium thing are my exact first thoughts
Do not do this. Helium is a scarce resource and those balloons create pollution and kill animals when they come down.
You better commit suicide in an environmentally friendly way!
Exactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
Yeah, use hydrogen for quadruple the lifting power! Send that gun to space!
Helium is no longer all that scarce but balloons definitely create pollution and kill animals
Also a monkey could get their hands on the gun and kill even more animals.
It’s not?
We’ve just been relying on helium deposits that are running dry and have to use other methods of extracting it that are less economical
I’ll just shoot myself with a gun made of ice instead
Make it even more inexplicable. Ice guillotine.
We already have ice that can kill you on a hair trigger, it’s called yelling at snowy mountains
Smart. We just need a 3d printer that can print ice
I was just gonna make a mold of a gun I already have and freeze some water in it
The helium thing are my exact first thoughts