「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」

Anon: “Haha I bet they cant solve this case!”

Detective after investigating for 5 minutes: “Alright pack it up, boys. Natural Causes. He had a pre-existing condition of lead poisoning. Anyways, anyone wanna go get a donut with me?”

Old Internet? Nah, to me the internet was born in 2010 xD

Edit: Damn nobody gets the joke.

whores

woah woah woah! dont talk to your stepmom like that!

My parents to me one second after hearing about Jonny Kim: “why u no astronaut yet?”

(I’m Asian)

Me with two Meshtastic Sensecap T1000-E:

CHICHANERY!

Its like sitting near a window basically, people on the sidewalk are gonna have trouble seeing you with just their eyes (i mean like most sidewalks are quite far away to the window because of front yards) but anyone could get a camera with zoom lens and see your face.

Lol, I mean banks already require KYC and have your real identity on record so you could just use it on your phone running the official corporate-built mobile os, I mean my point is, you aren’t even supposed to use VPN for online banking cuz they’ll just flag your connection, that connection is supposed to look as “normie” as possible (hence why it kinda breaks with graphene os). I’m talking about activities that you were previously using GrapheneOS/Custom ROMs for, like the stuff you want privacy for.

(slightly off on a tagent but relevent)

i mean at this point, i feel like phones are just hostile, and computers are the last bastion of freedom in the digital world. run linux, connect to phone hotspot then you are free to use whatever encrypted programs you want, bypassing “client side scanning” or whatever bullshit they want to implement. like… from how i see it, google will eventually kill the bootloader unlock from pixels, and the vast majority of phones, even if bootloader unlockable, does not have relocking with custom keys and also lineage is kinda insecure (at least thats that seems to be the internet consensus), even if it might be more private.

Phone should just be a “modem/router” thing, your gateway to the internet, the actual stuff should just be done on a portable computer. Australia already started a whitelisting thing for phone, its only a matter of time.